Not much to say here today. Apparently TimeWarner is having problems with their Internet. I've spent most of the morning trying to find a signal and wasn't really
successful until now . . . . 5 minutes before I need to leave. WatDhell? Anywho, hope your Tuesday goes well. It's six months to Mardi Gras, so hang in there.
Hell, tough enough hanging in there until the end of the week, but you get my drift.
See ya tomorrow.
August 25th, 2008
Monday.
This little diddy has been stuck in my head for some time now. Actually, it's been there ever since I saw Alpha 1 sing it on Generation Kill. Funny thing is, the guys on Kill actually
sound pretty damn good when it comes to the chorus. BTW, if you missed any or all of the Generation Kill, you have missed out. HBO has delivered a damn good show once again. In my opinion, it's up there with Band of Brothers, but
make sure you don't watch it expecting Band of Brothers. Reality sucks . . . . . . but makes for great TV.
Running A Stop Light . . . . . . . . . $150.00 fine.
Not Wearing A Seatbelt . . . . . . . . $150.00 fine.
DUI . . . . . $350.00 fine.
Passing Your Fake ID To A Cop . . . . . . PRICELESS. (next time, have your girl show her tits in the picture. might help.)
Thanks to everyone who sent me links and copies of the Best Beer Commercial Ever. I can
tell I'm surrounded by good people when I get the same thing three or four times in a few days. Turd sent me this a while back; however, I had a
Guinness Irish Car Bomb with a bunch of watDhellions shortly after
and i thought posting the vid might be some sort of subliminal suggestion to those guys. Then again, we are trying to plan another outing real soon. Remember this vid, Sunshine. I expect much more next time out.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TWOEYEDWRANGLER ! ! !
I almost forgot it was TwoEyed's birthday today. Hell, if it hadn't been for the Forum posting that shit, I would have missed it completely. Happy Birthday, TwoEyed. Hope your day goes well.
Make that woman drive you out into the woods and get you sloppy drunk before she takes advantage of you. Well, wait. That's probably not any different from what you do on a day-to-day basis. I guess
have her use lube this time and enjoy yourself. For the rest of you, DROP BY THE FORUM and wish TwoEyed a Happy Birthday. Believe me,
he's a good guy and deserves it. (the birthday wishes, NOT the lube.)
As mentioned yesterday, I've started up a bevy of new Fantasy Football games over at Yahoo. Details on each game, as well as sign-up information, can be
FOUND HERE. I'll post that information here tomorrow and throughout the week.
Be aware: college games start this weekend. If you plan to join us in the collegiate games, you will need to register ASAP.
Hope your Monday goes well. Bust it in the balls today and hopefully the rest of the week will go smooth.
August 24th, 2008
Sunday.
Football is now right around the corner. College action starts this week, while the big boys will start next Sunday. It's about damn time. With that
said, I have started up a WIDE selection of Fantasy Games for all of us to play. All games are through Yahoo and are free to play. Here's a little info for you
to marinade on.
Survival Football is a new contest this year; however, I think it
will become a player favorite almost instantly. The premise is simple: each week make ONE WINNING PICK. If you are correct, you stay and play. If your team losses,
you are OUT . . . . for good. Sounds easy enough, huh? Did I mention that you can only pick each team ONCE during the season?
The other new contest for this year is Salary Cap Football. In this one you have to
do a little math, but it still looks to be entertaining. You fill your roster with all your favorite players, as long as their salaries don't push you over the cap, and hope for the best. You can change
your roster on a weekly basis according to performance and/or value. Format is actually quite simple and easy to learn. If Donald Trump plays Fantasy Sports, this is the game he plays.
College Football Pick'um and NFL Pro Pick'um
return for a second season. Pick the winners each week. Plain and simple. NO confidence points or points spread. Just 'right' or 'wrong'. Now that is easy.
Take a look. If you are interested and have questions, let me know. All of the above links are to the Forum, where you can find all the important sign-up information. Now get your ass in gear and
sign up. Game On, beyotches.
August 23rd, 2008
Saturday.
I know that your Ma was probably like mine and told you to NEVER play with your food. It's a damn good thing that some people NEVER listen. Let's be real,
I'm sure this has a little more "art" involved as opposed to someone just sitting down at Quincy's on Rib Night with an appetite and some time to kill. Regardless, very
phukin good job on the painting. It's more than I can even imagine, never-the-less draw. Good stuff. Now I'm hungry.
And now for something COMPLETELY different. Actually, I usually find this next type of link to be just as entertaining as the BBQ paint vid. Usually. I've watched my fair share of
Ultimate Fighter contests and even the reality show. I never got to see the episode This Tremendous Knockout.
That's probably a good thing. I don't keep up with the show enough to know; however, the YouTube description says that dude later died at the hospital. WatDhell? And I missed that on TV? Damn, my timing sucks.
Yesterday turned out to be a better day than I'd expected. Without going into detail, for fear of jinxing the whole damn thing, I may be switching departments at work. Not only
will the position be more to my liking, it's in a part of the building that maintains a constant temperature. Trust me, that's a good thing. An extra plus is that I'll be in the
same department as Turd and luckydawg from the watDhell forum. If you haven't read some of the stuff these two have posted lately, you are
truly missing out. Good stuff.
Now, to celebrate, I'm breaking out the good stuff. For the record, that may not be a good thing for some of you. RAW DAWG stuff. If you aint here for the weird, sick shit, today is a good day to move along.
You have been warned.
I have to start with a repost, but I don't think anyone will complain. I mean, who doesn't want to see the Sharp Shooting Shorty. I still
don't know what to think of the poor girl who is ringside behind the
balloon. Dayam. (NSFW - nudity)
For all you travelers, we now have Midget Suitcase Porn. I imagine that used to be a good way to avoid paying for the extra ticket.
I'm not really sure how I feel about this video yet. Parts of this weird me out. Other parts . . . . well, weird me out. (NSFW - nudity)
The 'golf ball through a garden hose' doesn't quite apply here, but Super Suction for Her is apparently a
big thing. Pardon the pun. I'm just wondering how long the inflammation lasts. . . . . or is that permanent. I'm also wondering if the dude got the idea for this one after his own personal hobbies. (NSFW - nudity)
What's the difference between a high class porn flick and the low grade stuff your Daddy warned you about? In the low grade vids, you have
to Clean Up Your Own Mistakes. The
Bob Saget outburst comes to mind here. (NSFW - nudity)
Now I've heard of tonsil hockey before, but is
Adenoid Boxing even legal? No part of this
looks enjoyable for either of them and I imagine that clean-up is a beyotch. (NSFW - nudity)
And finally, if you've ever wondered why your girlfriend has A Favorite Hair Brush, well here is your answer. At least it wasn't the inverted spiral
brush. Plus, she's a pretty hot looking chick. Which might be what makes this even scarier. (NSFW - nudity)
Hope your Thursday goes well. If not yours, let's all hope mine goes even better than yesterday. See ya tomorrow.
August 20th, 2008
Wednesday. Wake up Wednesday.
OK . . . . so i've just figured out that I am having issues with my alarm clock. As in . . . . it aint working. Nothing to see here today but the blur as I roll
through. Hope your Hump Day goes well. Mine is off to a great start.
August 19th, 2008
As you may remember, a friend of mine had the pleasure of attending Playboys
Midsummer's Night Party at the Palms Casino. Now we have the pleasure of seeing some pictures.
You can see some pics In The Forum. You can also see the "professional pictures"
in a Gallery Here and yet another
Gallery Here. Looks like a lot of foo-fa-rah to me, but I'm still jealous. I'll try to get a few more pics and galleries from this event, especially
since Hef's Stopping The Parties. Well . . . . at the mansion that is. But still, watDhell? This particular article is
pointing the finger at Holly, the girlfriend. Hmmmm . . . . . it was fun while it lasted.
Since the Party pics were not that "revealing", I thought I would supplement your dirty little minds with a few bunny related galleries. Hope you enjoy.
Alison Angel makes a great Little Bunny. I'm not sure if this is for Easter
use only, or if it's PETA's version of the french maid costume. (NSFW - nudity)
I guess, in all fairness, it's what you put into The French Maid Outfit that matters. Sara Jean Underwood could make plaid, flannel capri pants
look good. (NSFW - nudity)
Kasi Woodall can pimp an orange checkerboard chair. I'll forego all of the other obvious,
blatantly sexual
remarks about sitting. (NSFW - nudity)
And finally, Diana Dagota can rack my balls any time she wants. (NSFW - nudity)
Have a good Tuesday !!
August 18th, 2008
Monday. Much better Monday.
Yesterday ended much better than it began. Just for clarity, the whole problem was Rain. As most of you may know, I took the Jeep this trip to see the family and that
of course means: No Top. They hadn't got rain for several weeks and the forecast was clear. Needless-to-say, it rained. A lot. Hurricane style. By the time I woke up and realized what was going on, it
had been down pouring for over 4 hours. Long story short: the water was sooo deep it was about to come over the door jam. I know I should have taken pictures, but to be honest, it was the last
thing on my mind. Furthermore, ya'll know my luck with cameras/phones. If I would have tried to take pictures my damn phone wouldn't be working now. Oh well, if it weren't for drama, I'd have no life at all.
For all of you GPS users, Map Center 2 is for you. Primarily for Garmin GPS users, Map Center allows you to share GPS maps that
users have made and/or need. Unfortunately, my GPS does not support the content; however, I think thats probably damn good reason to get a new GPS. If you have a Garmin and want to find some stuff, find your way over
to Map Center and thank JROC on the way.
That's it for today kiddies; however, make sure to visit tomorrow when I'll hopefully be featuring some amateur pictures from the
Midsummer's Night Dream party that took place this past
weekend. Probably a good thing I couldn't make this. Just wait, you'll see why. Have a good Monday.
August 17th, 2008
Sunday. Suck Ass Sunday.
Hard to believe that you can go from the 'time of your life' to the '5th basement of Hell' in 24 hours, but then again, I guess you need to
know my life and luck. The weekend at the folks has been a mixed bag and at this point, I just want to be in my home and in my bed.
Hmmm..... i'm really stuck right now as to whether or not I should post this rant here, or just bite my tongue (fingers) and be done with it. Considering
the time and the location . . . . . i'll be quite for now. I guess I should just be glad it wasn't the fire alarm.
My deepest, sincerest apologies for the lack of material the last two days. I usually try to over-compensate when I go on vacation, so I'm guessing this was a sign
that I shouldn't have made the trip. Now, as I look to the trip home, my day has just gotten REALLY, REALLY stressful and long. WatDhell? And people
wonder why I don't leave the house. Enjoy your Sunday. I promise to try and do better tomorrow.
August 16th, 2008
Saturday.
Simply Saturday. Simply a good time.
August 15th, 2008
Friday.
Finally Friday, but not a moment to spare. My work day may be short, but its a long time before my head can hit the pillow again. Nothing here today but the
"Catch". Sorry. Me and my time handling skills need some work, I know. I did manage to find time to pool together some 'brown haired beauties' for today's Feature though.
Hope you like them. Have a good weekend and I'll see you tomorrow.
August 14th, 2008
Thursday.
Soooo..... people constantly ask me what does it take to become a 'watDhellion'. As the picture above may tell you, it's dedication to the deranged
that will earn you your stripes. Now before anyone gets hack happy, I have to tell you that the picture above is a fake. (i shouldn't have to even say that, but you
would be amazed at what people believe.)Says-It Cutting allows you to type a two lined message that it will
in-turn, "carve" into an arm. Pretty neat, huh? I have to give BIG props to Turd Ferguson for this one. He's been sending me some really cool stuff and this is pretty high up on the list.
Incidentally, if the bloody arm isn't your thing, you can check out all the 'create-a-sign' templates at: Says-it.com. All the favorite church signs are there
as well as fast food signs, and even a few concert ticket designs. Fun stuff all the way around.
Speaking of fun stuff, the 2008 Fantasy Football Draft is complete. I got a lot of the players I wanted, which is a good thing. Now if they will only play half as well as i expect them too, I will only
lose half of matches instead of all of them. We ended up with 18 players, so this year is going to be a blast. Did I mention I'm doing trophies this year? More on that later.
Hope your day goes well. Work has completely skewed my weekend plans; however, I'm making adjustments as we speak. The weekend is upon us my good friends. Prepare to make the best of it.
August 13th, 2008
Wednesday.
Hump Day. Middle of the week. Pouring rain. It's definitely gonna be one of those days.
Not a lot of time today, so I thought i'd repost Watch-movies.net. All the
current bootleg movies, ready to stream to your PC or laptop. I haven't had the chance to watch any of the current offerings, but I hear that little Batman movie
is nice.
Double Catch to celebrate the 13th. And with that . . . . i'm out of here. Have a good one.
August 12th, 2008
Tuesday.
The Final DAY to register for the 2008 Fantasy Football Season. Tonight at Midnight, I'll hit the button to
auto draft, so if you want a chance at
getting some decent players, you need to REGISTER TODAY !!! Last year we fielded 16 teams and had great time making fools of ourselves. We use the Yahoo! setup, so if you have a Yahoo email address, you are ready to go.
You can head on over to Yahoo's Sign Up Page and get registered. Here is what you need to know:
Group Number: 20038 Group Password: shark13
Truck Crash and Explosion. Not sure if the driver went to sleep behind the wheel or what, but talk about a
hard left turn. The lil yellow truck tried to hold on, but we see where that got him. I'm thinking that with this traffic, someone is going to be late for work.
The single scariest thing you are going to watch today is Two Girls Dancing. Completely safe for work, but dangerous to your
eyeballs. I just have toooo damn many comments i could make here. "Rat girl lives." "Elephants are not afraid of mice." And on, and on. . . . .
Pen Twirling ? ? ? Watdhell. Too much of something on your hands there buddy.
And finally . . . . . Danzig Goes Down. An old repost, but so definitely worth it. Nothing like seeing a big man go down, especially when
he thinks he's a bad ass. Funny how the women always talk junk AFTER the fight. WatDhell women?? Let a man bleed in peace.
Another day down . . . . just need to make it to Thursday.
August 11th, 2008
Monday.
Chef is Dead. One day after losing Bernie Mac, the smooth, deep voice
of Isaac Hayes has fallen silent. Mr. Hayes family found him collapsed near his treadmill on Sunday and authorities were unable to revive him. While Hayes originally made a name for himself singing Soul, R&B, and the Blues, it wasn't until late in
life that he found SUPER stardom . . . . . as a cartoon. Even though Hayes and the S.P. gang had parted ways, I'm sure the kids will miss his hot, salty balls.
In the spirit of the Games, I thought I'd share a small tid bit of information that i had found. (Actually, JROC found it, but you get my point.) It's not a very hot topic right now, but i imagine in another 18 days it will be:
How the Beijing Olympics Got Its Logo. Guess I should be careful. Damn beach ninjas will grab my ass the next time I'm walking.
Speaking of walking, Tacy and i saw a ten foot shark swimming parallel to the shore yesterday. Lil phuhker was only 40 yards of shore, and considering it was low tide, that wasn't far. Not sure what exactly the shark was doing considering he was swimming slow enough
for us to keep up with him walking. Its worth mentioning that the area we spotted him in is a half mile stretch of beach between two fishing piers and records at least one shark bite a year. Why not? Swimmers are in the middle of two all-you-can-eat buffets and sharks ain't picky.
Not sure why i thought to share that with you, but now you know.
Final DAYS to register for the 2008 Fantasy Football Season. Last year we fielded 16 teams and had great time
making fools of ourselves. We use the Yahoo! setup, so if you have a Yahoo email address, you are ready to go. You can head on over to Yahoo's Sign Up Page and
get registered. Here is what you need to know:
Group Number: 20038 Group Password: shark13
It's a short week for me; however, I expect it to drag as slow as it possibly can. Didn't get a chance to watch a lot of Olympic action, so maybe I can catch up on that. Doubt it.
August 10th, 2008
Sunday.
Bernie Mac Dead at 50. WatDhell . . . . all the good comics keep dying. Is that the deal you sign with the Devil? Make it big just long enough
for people to love and adore you and then BAM . . . . you outta here? Sounds about right, doesn't it? I just watched Transformers twice last night and Bernies 5 minutes of movie rank pretty up
on my list of likes. To quote Don Cheadle, fellow Ocean's 11 star, "This is a very sad day for many of us who knew and loved Bernie. He
brought so much joy to so many. He will be missed, but heaven just got funnier."
Final Week to register for the 2008 Fantasy Football Season. Last year we fielded 16 teams and had great time
making fools of ourselves. We use the Yahoo! setup, so if you have a Yahoo email address, you are ready to go. You can head on over to Yahoo's Sign Up Page and
get registered. Here is what you need to know:
Group Number: 20038 Group Password: shark13
After a very, VERY long day in front of the computer yesterday, I think i'm going to hide today. Plus, it looks like we have rainy weather on the way, so maybe i can catch up on my sleep. Maybe.
August 9th, 2008
Saturday. Sell It To You Saturday.
I'm not gonna give you the 'poor me' speech. Nor am I gonna permanently place banners and pop-ups on the page. Ya'll know that's NOT what I'm about. I am, however, gonna show you a few
ads today. Part experiment, part fund raising, this is one of those days where you can help someone out. Who knows . . . . maybe I can make it worth your while.
You've all heard me tell the tales of Absinthe and the Green Fairy. Now you can have your very own adventures with the lil green beyotch. I must say,
never had any hallucinations, but then again . . . . i'm a little calloused in that area. Wesley has the entire history of absinthe on his site today, plus this is his
affiliate banner,
so check that out as well.
Now see, that's not so bad is it? And just for being so patient with the whole process, here are a few galleries to drool over.
Corinne Morrill is one HOT LOOKING blonde. Typical Playboy cookie cut cutie, but you wont hear me complain. (NSFW - nudity)
And if she was a little too much silicone, try this Blonde Hair, Blue Eyed Babe. Sometimes it's nice to have all original parts. (NSFW - nudity)
As you may have noticed, i'm EXTREMELY happy with the new web host. Now you can be happy too. 1 & 1 really has turned out to be a great choice
in web hosts. Guess that's why they are #1 in the country, huh? Right now they are offering HALF OFF on personal AND business packages. If you've ever wanted your own
little slice of the Net, now is the time. If you have questions, or want my complete Sales pitch, let me know.
Veronika Fasterova is always a favorite. Granted, she needs to lay off the eye shadow at times, but then again, when the lights are dim . . . . . (NSFW - nudity)
I guess if we are gonna do one Eastern Bloc chick, we should do two. Marketa Brymova should fit the bill. Again with the eye shadow. WatDhell? Could be worse. She could
have freaked out on the blush as well. She needs to learn that make-up can be like clothes. Sometimes less is more. (NSFW - nudity)
Guess what . . . . I'm not through . . . . . . few more things i need u to click....
Aaahhhhh, good ol' Google. Of all the
affiliates and money makers i've used over the years, it's been Google that has
made me the most money. In fact, if I do the math, i've made enough off of Google to pay for web services for at least a couple of years. Probably more, but i'm afraid if i admit to that
you might not click the banner above. You may also notice that i've placed a Google search bar in the menu bar on the left. Now you can help support this site simply by searching Google from here.
YES, it's that easy. Try a few dozen words. Click some sites. Watch how happy it makes me.
I'm not really sure how I feel about Nella With Blonde Hair. To me, it just doesn't look right. I'm not
gonna turn her away if she wants to get frothy, but i think i prefer the black. (NSFW - nudity)
Speaking of black hair, Catalina Cruz definitely has a head of hair. (in all the
right places i might add.) Catalina is one of my favorite raven haired beauties. Those long, glossy straight locks just make you wanna . . . . . well . . .
never mind. (NSFW - nudity)
I think that's gonna do it for today. As I've been working on this update some serious shit has broke out in Battle Dawn. Kendall and THREE other players are all at work, so i'm stuck watching it all unfold, completely helpless.
Two cups of coffee and several treatments later, I need glasses and an intervention. But while we are on the subject, my last "affiliate request" is to hit the Battle Dawn banner just below these words. It won't do much for you, but it may
help my day a little. Then again, not much less than a power failure is gonna do that. Have a great Saturday.
(EDIT: Ooooppss.... forgot to upload the most current version of today's update. Sorry to all those who missed what little i added.)
08.08.08
Friday.
Today marks the opening day of the 2008 Summer Olympics. China is the host country and brings with it a host of drama. Between smog, civil rights, bad water, bomb threats, and
lack of equipment, it looks to be a great two weeks. I'm not the World's biggest Olympic fan; however, I do enjoy the watching a lot of the events. As with most television programs, it's those damn
commercials that usually drive me away. I knew I should I got a TiVo.
Just in case you miss the Opening Ceremony, OR if you just want a sneak peek, take a look at the rehearsal Opening Ceremony Fireworks. Considering
the Chinese created fireworks, they'd better have a damn good show. Couple that with technological advances and I expected to see Elvis in the sky.
Speaking of Chinese sweatshop fireworks accidents, check out the One Legged Jumper. Well she's a spry little thang ain't she? I wonder if that little flair afterwards
got her anything extra other than less sympathy?
Unfortunately, Iraq has been prohibited from the Olympics entirely. Strange that a country would be barred because of questionable government and civil rights when the games are being held in CHINA. Overall, it
sucks the most for the athletes. Training, hard work, and sacrifice. The Iraqi Diving Trials are a perfect example. Example of what, I'm not sure.
But a good example nonetheless.
Pole Vault From Hell. Ouch. I . . . . ., i have nothing else to say here but OUCH.
DOUBLE CATCH on FEATURE FRIDAY. Flat out: Louise Glover is one of the HOTTEST women on the planet. Nothing else to say other than Enjoy the double dip.
I'm outta here kiddos. My day off and I plan to lay in bed as long as humanly possible. . . . . or until I can no longer resist the chocolate milk in the fridge. Hope your Friday goes well. For you weekday warriors, enjoy your weekend.
To everyone else, see ya tomorrow.
August 7th, 2008
Even though gas prices continue to fall, it's still just toooo damn much for a gallon of juice. If you've had your head in the sand for the past few years,
here is a quick follow-up on why we all have Nozzle Rage. FYI, this applies to all the
t-shirt shops in the Myrtle Beach area as well.
Demands, demands, demands. Even the
Islam's Have Demands. Of course
they do. They are holding all the juice and we are doing nothing but making glass sculptures out of mud huts.
And if you think that the movement has not reached home, you are sadly mistaken. Tyson Foods has Given Up Labor Day For Ramadan. I'm
not really sure how this has even come about. I can't imagine good ol' Bubba, from backwoods Tennessee, giving up ANY holiday, but especially one that centers around grilling, drinking,
and saying goodbye to Summer. Why can't the employees just decide which they want to work?
Now that i've got you all stirred up, take a look at what the Rest of the 'Hellions Think. If you have something you'd like to
add, please feel free. Can always use another voice.
It for today. BIG tanks to Laz and T.Ferg for all this information. I know it may make you mad, but that's better than being dead. Have a good one.
August 6th, 2008
Wednesday.
Alright Kiddies, not much here today. It's awfully ass early in the morning and I already have a miagraine. Not good for the rest of the day, I tell you. It's a Hump Day, so try to keep
your head up. From here on out, it's downhill till the weekend. See ya a lil more tomorrow.
A quick reminder that sign-ups are under way for the 2008 Fantasy Football Season. Last year we fielded 16 teams and had great time
making fools of ourselves. We use the Yahoo! setup, so if you have a Yahoo email address, you are ready to go. You can head on over to Yahoo's Sign Up Page and
get registered. Here is what you need to know:
Group Number: 20038 Group Password: shark13
August 5th, 2008
Tuesday. It's definitely gonna be one of those days. I can tell already.
The Darwin Awards For Automotive have been released. Once again, I fail to see
Ralf in the mix, so I have to call suspect. Of course, with all the rednecks and mexicans in the area, it's a very tough arena to break into. I think if I were to bring a few
more of my buddies, along with a couple of cases of beer, we could not only win the automotive award, I'm pretty damn sure we could sweep the contest.
The 'Daddy' of all grills.
A quick reminder that sign-ups are under way for the 2008 Fantasy Football Season. Last year we fielded 16 teams and had great time
making fools of ourselves. We use the Yahoo! setup, so if you have a Yahoo email address, you are ready to go. You can head on over to Yahoo's Sign Up Page and
get registered. Here is what you need to know:
Group Number: 20038 Group Password: shark13
And finally, forget the waterbed mattress, i want an Aquatic Air Pillow. I'm thinking that
girlie girl was at least 30 to 40 feet up in the air. I forgot to count the number of rotations, but I can definitely see WHY a life jacket is required. I MUST have one. Now I have to figure out how
to get Bud's truck that close to the water.
August 4th, 2008
Monday.
I finally got to see the entire new Batman movie. Overall, good flick. I can definitely see what all the excitement is about. Furthermore, I like the fact that they
didn't go too overboard with special effects and storyline. Granted, most of the stunts and bat tricks are pretty far out there in the land of reality, but somehow this movie
makes you believe them. Action and stunts are spectacular. And this movie isn't as physically dark as some of the others. Granted, Batman moves around at night, but I still
like to see him. This one allows ample daylight and early evening shots so that you get to enjoy the scenes and colors for what they are.
Overall, a very good movie to see. You most likely WILL NOT recognize Heath Ledger as the Joker, but I guess thats
what's so sad. Ledger does a spectacular performance and while he may slip a little
on the "laughing side", he definitely has the maniacal psychopath down. The rest of the cast gets the job done and personally, if Maggie G. was the permanent replacement, we are
better off without her.
A quick reminder that sign-ups are under way for the 2008 Fantasy Football Season. Last year we fielded 16 teams and had great time
making fools of ourselves. We use the Yahoo! setup, so if you have a Yahoo email address, you are ready to go. You can head on over to Yahoo's Sign Up Page and
get registered. Here is what you need to know:
Group Number: 20038 Group Password: shark13
Enjoy your Monday as best you can.
August 3rd, 2008
Sunday.
It looks like the obsession with Battle Dawn may now have a rival. GEWar is
a "RISK" type game that utilizes Google Earth to play. How much fun is that gonna be? Game coordinates and colors are
overlaid onto your existing Google Earth, so you are
playing with real time maps. The game play is simple: build up your army and take over the World. Sounds like every war game, doesn't it? I honestly haven't had the time to play
with this much, but i can tell you that the novelty alone will hold you for a few hours.
If you are not a war fan, you may enjoy Google Earthing. People post pictures of places they have found within Google Earth.
Your job is to find where those snapshots are and post the coords in the Comment section. Some of these snapshots are fun just to look at and I can't even imagine trying to find them on the globe.
If anyone tries this one, let me know how it goes.
August 2nd, 2008
FAIL blog is a compilation of one the Internet's greatest
assets: people doing completely stupid ass shit. It is entirely
reader submitted, so if you have something pertinent, send it in. In thinking about it, i have quite a few things I could send in. Hmmmmm . . . . . could probably run that site for a year with my library. This might
be fun.
Definition of 'jealousy' via Websters is: envious resentment. A good friend of mine has the chance to attend the Playboy Mid Summer Nights Dream Party in
Las Vegas. With that said, the definition of the word 'jealousy' via Shark13 is: the uncontrollable urge to choke someone out if they don't live
vicariously for the rest of us. My understanding is that a choice had to be made between the party
and attending a going away dinner for some co-workers. My response: "Well, they are already leaving. You are not gonna change their mind by simply having dinner with them. Say your goodbyes now and send them a houseplant." And of course i have requested pics,
video, and any paraphernalia that can be scoured. We can hope.
Hoping to actually accomplish some stuff around the site today. If you know of any bugs or problems, let me know. Enjoy your Saturday.
August 1st, 2008
Friday. First day of the eighth month.
Well dayam. Where has the year gone? 2/3 of the way through and I'm still waiting on April to pass by. Hell, guess
that's what I get when I spend as much time as i do in this cave i call a home. Which reminds me, REALLY bad storm here last night. To make it better, Tacy and I
has just started watching the new Batman movie. Five minutes into the movie, and i'm literally talking 5 minutes here, the power goes out. Completely
pitch black, not even emergency lights. Dark was no problem. Within seconds everyone had their
cell phone open and lit which made the place incredibly bright. Long story short,
after 15 minutes of waiting, they finally evacuated the theatre giving everyone a
rain check for the event. Nice. As far the storm goes, MOST of myrtle beach was
without power for over an hour. Now, that's no big deal, unless you a tour-on on your vacation. Then again, who really cares about them anyway?
Site News: Quick update. I've managed to finally get around to working on the menu bar, to the left. Fixed a few things, added a few things, deleted a few things. One major thing, I finally fixed
the link to Webmail. For those with shark13/watdhell emails, you can now use the link here on the front page to get your goods. If anyone is interested, or wants a Shark13 or WatDhell email address, let me know.
Each mailbox is 2 gig and comes with anti-spam and anti-virus protection. Mailboxes can be checked via ANY email program via POP3/IMAP, you can check via email, or you can simply have the address forwarded to your
current email address. The choice is yours. Drop me a line either here or in the Forum and I'll get u squared away.
Only in Georgia can you have a Waffle House Wedding. After watching the Tom
Arnold wedding show, this is no real big surprise. The fact they made it through the ceremony without someone passing out from garbage fumes is a miracle though. Someone correct me if i'm wrong, but
does the bride say, "He had to work, so we got married here"? Damn, who knew that Waffle House was run by Hitler and you can't have a day off for your own phuhkin wedding. No wonder Kid Rock loves
busting these places up. Geeez.
It ain't Sabbath, but the Redneck Kid Playing Ironman does a decent job. Or rather, he does a much
better job than me. Love the haircut and shorts. Now i'm waiting for uncle Festus to come into the picture with some Jams shorts and a Knight Rider shirt on. Keep on rocking, Little Man.
While Beijing is only eight days away, i'm sad and pissed off that i missed the Redneck Olympics. A real event that is held in
Georgia each year, this is the highest echelon a true redneck can reach. Just imagine returning home with a gold medal in Pigs Feet Bobbing. And for the record, the mud IS that red and will stain
anything it touches permanently. Believe me, I grew up in it.
And finally, a stirring tribute in pictures to "The Great American Redneck". Pretty sure I saw some friends and family in there. Damn city slickers.
Hope your Friday goes well. I'm working out in the fields today, myself. Let the dirtiness begin.
