Dear Lord, Please let this happen and at the exact moment the fight starts have the Hail Bop comet burst through the roof destroying them both.
George Zimmerman wants to beat up Kanye West … ironically because the rapper has a history of attacking “defenseless people.”
Promoters for Zimmerman’s upcoming celeb boxing match tell us he badly wants to step in the ring with Yeezus. The promoters are deliciously Machiavellian — knowing for many it will become a choice between 2 evils … thus becoming a must-see spectacle.
We’re told George’s beef with Kanye is not just that he attacks paparazzi … but the innocents as well — like the 18-year-old who allegedly called Kim an “N***** lover.”
The promoters say if Kanye takes Zimmerman up on the offer … they’re willing to move the fight to L.A.
I’ve never been so torn in my life. My mind is not able to process this kind of decision. It’s my personal opinion that neither one is fit to walk God’s green Earth. So who would I cheer for in a winner-take-all boxing match? The only way there is a true winner is if the ring collapses under the weight of Kim Kardashians fat ass killing all those involved in this media soul sucking. As I sit here typing, I’m not really sure who is a bigger waste of flesh. Of course, if Kanye does accept, it means we can look forward to 100+ more hours of Kardashian bullshit. Hmmmm….. is it really worth that?
Just in case you are not up-to-date, here is the situation, once again, courtesy of TMZ:
Now’s your chance to kick George Zimmerman’s ass with zero legal repercussions — he just agreed to a celebrity boxing match … and he says he’ll fight ANYONE … even black people.
Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman threw down the challenge, offering George money to step in the ring. Now here’s the kicker … the opponent has NOT been selected.
We’re told George is open to fighting a black person, but the promoter is not discriminating, telling us “We’re not looking at it as a race thing … We haven’t discussed purple, yellow, white, black.”
Lately George has been more interested in boxing than guns … regularly training in the ring.
As for George’s cut from the fight, we’re told he’s donating the money to charity.
Since this declaration of toughness several celebrities have stepped forward to meet the challenge including rapper The Game, “NFL Today” host James Brown, and even all around celebrity bad ass DMX. The current whisper is that an “official” challenge has been made to DMX who has clearly stated:
“I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up. Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him … right in his muthaf**kin face.”
I love this guy. By all means, I really hope that it ends up being DMX and he slaughters ol’ George. Literally. If there is any justice in this World, Karma will manifest itself and allow Earl to stomp a mud hole in this fat phuhks face before Trayvon Martin’s mom climbs in the ring and puts two in his chest. I would sooooo buy that pay-per-view.
If the planets do not align and make my dream come true and it ends up being Kanye, I’m definitely pulling for the comet. Comet to kill them all.